What happened to the Republican party!

“So, tell me about the history of the amendment

again. I’m too young to remember.”

“Well, it all started with the hog flu, which

killed off an enormous percentage of the

population. Seems it reacted to the chemicals

released in the body of those who are habitual

liars.”

“And that’s what wiped out the Republican party?”

“Well, they didn’t have any candidates left to run

for office. Then there was the deer-antler flu,

so-named because some hunter from the Midwest

contracted it from a deer antler. A white stag,

actually. Very Arthurian, somehow.”

“That was the one that hit people with a low IQ?”

“Not exactly. It attacked those who were not using

their brains, independent of mental capacity. That

took care of anybody who would have even thought of

voting Republican. On further investigation,

scientists discovered that thoughtfulness leads to

consideration for others, resulting in an

alteration of body chemistry which was completely

lacking in Republicans. But by then it was too

late.

“The following year, the Libertarian Party won a

landslide victory, and we were able to end all wars

on the planet, completely end starvation, hunger,

and poverty everywhere on the planet, demolish the

nuclear arms stockpiles, eliminate pesticide use,

eliminate greenhouse emissions, cease entirely the

use of petroleum products by massive conservation

and converting to a largely solar-based fuel

economy, properly fund all schools, including

programs in art, music, sculpture, and dance, save

all the remaining rain forests, end all whaling and

overfishing, and basically bringing about basic

peace and contentment planet-wide while ceasing all

forms of environmental destruction.”

Authored by Vivian Darkbloom

TurnOffFox campaign

Dear friends,

Many of us already know that Fox News is biased -- but it's actually much worse than that. For years they have used lies, distortions, and race-baiting to divide this country. Recently, it's gotten downright dangerous. Earlier this summer, a heavily armed man got into a gun fight with police after he was pulled over on his way to kill people at two non-profit organizations[1] -- and now, in an interview from jail, he's said that Glenn Beck was a big part of his inspiration.[2]

Fox News is bad news for America -- and it spreads, and is legitimized, partly through TVs in public places.

That's why I've joined the TurnOffFox campaign -- the first part of a larger campaign to diminish the influence of Fox. It's about educating people about Fox and getting it turned off in stores, restaurants, and other public places.

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No other news organization that's considered legitimate consistently wages smear campaigns based on lies and race-baiting. But for years Fox News has done exactly that, and the pattern has only gotten worse since Barack Obama entered national politics.

Here are just a few examples:

-- A frequent Fox guest, Jesse Lee Peterson, said that the majority of Black people have poor moral character, and cited "what they did to the dome" after Hurricane Katrina as evidence.[3] Peterson has also used his platform on Fox to claim that 90% of Black people are racists -- against Whites.[4]

-- In a case of naked race-baiting, Fox host Glenn Beck called President Obama a "racist" who had a "deep-seated hatred for White people or the White culture."[5] Earlier that week, Beck claimed that the President's health insurance reform proposals were a form of "reparations" designed to "settle old racial scores."[6]

-- Fox host John Stossel argued that the public accommodations section of the Civil Rights Act -- which prevents businesses from discriminating based on race, sex, and other factors -- should be repealed.[7]

-- Fox News hosts Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity were the first to air deceptively edited and incomplete video of Shirley Sherrod's remarks to the NAACP.[8] The video made it seem like Sherrod was confessing to using her position at the USDA to discriminate against White farmers, when she was really talking about the importance of overcoming prejudice. Sherrod lost her job over this misrepresentation, which Fox enthusiastically repeated without seeking the facts. Fox has since tried to pretend it had nothing to do with this smear -- but Fox is the number one reason these kinds of distortions and smears have any part in our national dialogue.

The examples above aren't even a tenth of Fox's vicious lies and smears, and over the years they've just gotten more brazen.

The goal of Turn Off Fox is to reduce the number of public TVs showing Fox News, while spreading the word about Fox's poison (and how it works) to those who don't know.

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Thanks.

References

1. http://bit.ly/a5F7kW
2. http://mediamatters.org/research/201010110002
3. http://mediamatters.org/research/200510030005
4. http://bit.ly/c060C0
5. http://mediamatters.org/research/200907300019
6. http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200907230040
7. http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201005200033
8. http://mediamatters.org/blog/201007200060